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A place where I can display designs, experiments or thoughts that have no where else to go or are too crap to put on my portfolio.

Race For Life

Category: General on Monday April 16th, 2007 @ 08:55

My girlfriend Becky is running around Ponte race course in the Cancer Research UK race for life thingy. If anyone fancies sponsoring her, please take a look at her page below:

http://www.raceforlifesponsorme.org/beckydixon

Logo Progression

Category: Design on Wednesday April 11th, 2007 @ 10:25

I’ve been doing a logo for Dan’s site as he’ll be doing a new design soon. I thought it may be of interest to see the progression of the logo from early ideas to the final logo that Dan likes, using various colours.

Dan Atkinson Logo

And the final one:

Dan Atkinson Logo

Liquefaction, killer whales and the end of the world

Category: Bio, General on Wednesday April 4th, 2007 @ 15:33

Today I found out about liquefaction. This often occurs during earthquakes where the ground basically turns into liquid. So you could in effect, plumit into this soily liquid crap. Then when the earthquake stops, the ground turns solid again and you will be crushed.

Liquefaction death

This really isn’t a good way to go, in fact, I can’t think of anything worse.

I pondered on the possibilities of swimming out of the soily crap. But Dan reckoned that it wouldn’t be possible, especially with the earthquake throwing you around.

The next logical question is whether Killer Whales could swim out of it. They are after all, damn good swimmers. I reckon they could. But the problem then is that they would still be in the soily crap when it solidifies and then dieing. Unless, at a presice moment they jump out of the soil to safety. Unfortunately they would then probably die from not being able to breath out of water.

Killer whale

Note: Dan reckons that the impact of the whale onto the solidified ground would make the whale explode. Either way, the whale theory is not going to work.

Killer whale exploding

Other options are crocodiles, otters, hippos and birds.

This has perhaps been overlooked by scientists and it has been left up to me to warn people of a possible end of world scenario. Here it is, the whole world has an earthquake, resulting in MASS liquefaction. All humans perish, crocodiles and the like survive, thus bringing in the next era of Earth ruled by birds, crocs and otters.

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Flash Games

Space Invaders Flash Game

I have made a few games over the years using Flash ActionScript.

Click here to have a go on some of them

E-motivator

Energise your inner sanctum, climb the executive ladder of success, feel good about yourself… e-motivate yourself. (i do not accept responsibility for e-motivator induced self harm. Not clinically tested.)

E-Motivator