John Bunnell - the legend
John Bunnell fights crime with an iron fist with no punches pulled, his distaine for villains fuels his campaign to reap hard justice on the scum bags of this world. His ethos is simple:
Make them pay
This is a tribute to the legend that is John Bunnell. He had his time in the force, no doubt showing the villains to their cells and then carried on his battle by narrating World’s Wildest Police Videos on channel Five.
Here, Bunnell mocks the thugs with his witty rhetoric, cleverly shaming them on TV, his distaste is clear, and he’s not afraid to show it. Check out some of my favourite quotes below:
- These teenage junkies were looking for a nicotine fix… but their smoking proved harmful to everyone’s health.
- He was sky high on a two day crack binge and wired to the max. He was never gonna hide from Orange County’s finest. There’s no place for felons like him, that’s why he’s heading straight for the county jail.
- Now this maniac is having his own private party… in jail!
- This renegade punk thought he could out run the law.
- When the devil comes down to Georgia, he brings a fast car, a bad attitude, and a bag of dope.
Genius
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The Bunmeister is indeed a legend of the highest calibre. He shows the punks who are heading down the wrong tracks where to get off… at the PAIN station. Check out the John Bunnell rap I just penned:
“Crack-fiends can’t hide from John’s justice scope
The renegade punks that he bundles have no hope
Honest Joe Justice has nothing to fear
‘Cos the sirens of Bunmeister’s crime crushing wagon are always near”
…The last bit needs some badass, quick talking delivery to pull off effectively. Not for the amateur, but then, John’s the ultimate professional.
Comment by Allan — Wednesday May 23rd, 2007 @ 16:06
I don’t think any Rap could do him justice purely because there is no other mortal equal to him but the rap is a good sign of respect, i’m sure he’d appreciate it, that or call you a Ghetto Bad Ass and hawl you over to the county jail.
Comment by Rich — Wednesday May 23rd, 2007 @ 16:59
Umm wow. You guys like this nut? His picture should be in the dictionary under “asshole.” He has absolutely no care for the less fortunate, or other “faggish” stuff like that. He’s a walking dick. I grew up in Portland, and we’re all pretty embarrassed of him, since, after all, we aren’t all jerks. Sigh. Oregon is great, too bad this guy, Bob Packwood, and Tanya Harding are the only representatives we get on the national level (oh yeah, and the ever incompetent Charles Moose.) Blah.
Comment by Jon — Tuesday July 24th, 2007 @ 03:23
I agree wholeheartedly with Jon’s comment. Apart from the bit where he types. That’s just bullshit I’m afraid.
Americans should be proud of John Bunnell. He’s a lone crusader in the fight for justice and equality. That’s something that’s lacking in the U.S. right now, what with Emperor Bush on his throne decreeing an end to the Fifth Amendment and all that’s pure and good in America.
I say Bunnell for President!
Comment by Dan Atkinson — Tuesday July 24th, 2007 @ 08:59
I feel for you Jon but Bunnell has provided international entertainment for the masses and he’s a crime fighting inspiration for all of us, even if he is a walking penis.
My guess is that he busted your ass back in his street cop days and hauled you down to the county jail!?
Comment by Rich — Tuesday July 24th, 2007 @ 12:07
Jon Bunnel is a certified scumbag. He deserves to get his teeth knocked in. He seems like the kind of guy that’s been slapped around alot. I bet he is a real pussy.
Comment by Paul — Saturday December 22nd, 2007 @ 16:54
I love Jon’s hard ass comments, but I know many lying cops and I think he is a lying scumbag of the highest order. If he would tell it like it is, I could respect him. His commentary is sometimes right on but sometimes he is lying through his teeth. Perhaps its his own ignorance of the information or lack of finding out the info. If he is like most jaded long term cops I know he is just a lying scumbag with a badge.
Comment by Anthony — Saturday September 19th, 2009 @ 02:02