Richard Stelmach - Web Design and Multimedia Portfolio

No, I haven’t lost the ability to logically structure a set of words, also known as a sentance, this really is the top, top collections of top 10 lists! What’s better than the hundreds of top list posts that swamp sites such as digg.com? A post of the top 10 lists? Hey that’s getting pretty good, but NO, a list of the list of the list….awesome, now that’s good.

1. Top 10 Stupidest Lists - You’re right, they are pretty stupid, but that’s why we love them, ever thought about what to do with a newspaper, you may say read it, no retard, there’s about 10 more awesome things you can do with it than that - find out here, it will change your life.
2. The Top 10 of Top 10s - GOD I love top 10 lists, they provide INCREDIBLE information in bite size chunks. If you’re unable to read anything that’s not in a list, you will treasure this ‘article’, including literary greats such as Top 10 Crazy Science Things You Didn’t Know, it sounds absolutely mental.
3. The Ten Best Top-Ten Lists - We are blessed by so many great top 10 lists sometimes its handy to break them down further. The Ten Best is quite a statement, top ten lists are always incredible so the ten best must be something special. Yes they are, the ten most looked up words in 2007, something I have always wanted to know, almost as much as the meaning of life, and the word is ‘integrity’… I feel complete.
4. Most Popular Top 10’s of 2008 - 1000s of lists have likely been compiled this year to enrich our lives, what could be the most popular? Top 10 Obscure Google Search Tricks, sorry to swear, but I f*cking love searching on Google and with this list I could likely search all day until I collapse in a mess of drool and excitment induced perspiration.
5. Sun Sport’s Top 10s List - With top 10 lists probably being the highlight of all written word in the universe produced this year, you would wonder why they don’t get published in newspapers and the like, but they do! The Sun, pioneers of literary greatness have jumped at the chance. It cleverly has discussion links because that’s another reason I love top ten lists, they cause debate… “who’s the best Star Wars character?”, “It’s Luke of course, he is very skilled with the light saber etc”, “No it’s Chewbacca, he’s huge and has lots of hair, your Star Wars knowledge is horrendous”…. and so on, I love it.
6. Top 6 List of Programming Top 10 Lists - You may be thinking his article would have been better as a top 10 and I would have to agree, it has to be 10. Can you make room for hilarity, handy tips and sheer crazyness in just a list of 6?! Of course not, maybe the mundaness of reading top 10 lists got to him and he just couldn’t make it to the end…..arggg, have to keep going…
7. Top10lists.com - Being a top 10 list, I thought this post would not only be the best article I’ve ever written but maybe also change the world, but then I found this. An entire site dedicated to the dream that is top 10 lists. A dream born from an insane moment of inspiration and revelation perhaps?
8. Top 10 Lists from Brain of Brian - Brian’s brain must be an absolutely mental place to be, he’s a head case! Not only does he have a page which lists what top 10 lists he’s got but doesn’t actually lead to any of the lists, just to something called ‘Funny Boards’, he has Silly Postcards, Funny Philosophies. I wish I had Brian’s brain.
9. Interesting Top 10 Lists - debatable, personally I find all top 10 lists interesting and fulfilling but maybe these are particularly interesting, when viewing I found myself pondering in intrigue, a whole new top 10 experience.
10. Top 10 Weirdest Top 10 List - If I like a top 10 list, then a weird top 10 list is even better. ‘Top 10 Odd College Courses’, now that is weird, I am so freaked out right now I love it!

Complete, a sense of satisfaction, why have I wasted my time for so long with none-list posts when I could be producing material like this. I feel tarnished like I have sinned but it feels soooo good, adrenalin, excitement pumping through me, knowing that I will improve people’s lives with this sh*t.

And if you don’t get the sarcasm, I deeply apologise
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